看到没有，我的专家来了。。。
我还全家都用这个软件。。。结果就全家都中。。。
有些网友说我因为没有经常updatede 的关系，所以病毒就很不客气，其实我一买这个软件就已经设定每天自动扫描和下载最新的防毒软件，可是还是防不胜防。
他正努力的在跟我捉毒。。。
很多虫被捉了，这些死虫，非置他们于死地不可！这些杀千刀的恶魔虫，无缘无故肆虐，涂害无辜电脑。。。
问题是，为什么有人这么空闲不发明一些帮忙电脑的，竟然发明一些祸害社会的垃圾来满足个人的成就感。
我们的世界已经变得很可怕了。
我的电脑，已经安排一个专家来给我修理了，很快的会恢复。
这个事件，让我很感动。
博客的世界就是这么过瘾，有事的时候，大家都会拔刀相助。
现在我人在香港开会，希望中国版的小孩不笨可以顺利的开怕。
几张照片和大家分享。
我们在录影搞笑至尊的节目现场。这次，我特别拉来“我在政府部门的日子”里面大多数的演员来拔刀相助。
自从上个系列的搞笑行动被人家批评之后，这次的搞笑至尊手法和制作上，我们的很严谨，务必拿回面子。
你看到的这些都是一些新鸟，当然啦，老查某不是新鸟，她是老鸟了啦，不过可以肯定的是，这些人都是我们最近梁家班演员训练班的心血，被发掘到的，这些喜剧演员，都很有创意和干劲，演戏就是要带着一股傻劲。
我会逐步的给大家介绍更多的梁家班新人。
然后，我就飞去香港开会了，很高兴，能够体验最新新航的商务舱，弄到好像一个小书房的感觉。。。
现在时间已经不早了，我昨晚美睡到，现在精神开始有些无法集中了，必须睡觉了。。。最后请大家告诉我礼拜一，我们梁家班最新的电视综艺节目“搞笑至尊”好看吗，可以给我一些意见吧？晚安。。。
不好意思啊，我的那个死人电脑，中了病毒，还没完全恢复，希望网友粉丝可以拔刀相助，我已经瘫痪了。。。
现在是借用其他电脑来告诉大家我的惨状。
不是我不愿意花钱修理，是已经花了钱，还是无法彻底消灭病毒。最怕是他们消灭不了，叫你买这个买那个。。。最后还是消不了毒，赔了夫人又折兵。
以下是我碰到的问题，看看应该如何解决，我家三台电脑全部无一幸免，葬生毒海中。
话说，我之前到森林广场去，那里的一个专家告诉我必须要安装防毒软件，就天上有地下无的介绍，看我好像很厉害，其实也不过如此，很快的我就同意用了这个（从来没有听过还装大概有听过的样子）什么KABASKEY的防毒软件，我还把我的norton，还剩下10个月有效期的norton防毒软件当场卸装，跟着安装了这个天上有地下无的软件。。。
这个就是他在我电脑的样子，是正常操作的时候。。。
不久就中毒了。。。，防毒软件防不了毒，自己还中毒，真的不知道是什么软件！跟着，它的脸色就大便了，真的是大便，不是大变。。。看，颜色都变成黑白。然后就宣布，自己褂了，无论你怎么上去点击，他都出现，这个软件已经残废的字样。
然后就出现这个死人警告，一上网，只要随便点击什么都无一幸免的出现这个。。。看这些电脑公司有多不要脸，发明一个烂东西，搞到你晕头转向的时候还要你帮他蒐集资料，告诉他，他们那里不好，我们花那么多钱买他们的东西，他赚了我们的钱还要我们告诉他那里不好，连个道歉都没有！所以我每次就是DONT SEND。
就是这样，我不断的尝试上网升级防毒软件，还真的是不负众望，屡试屡败。。。
请告诉我，我是中了什么病毒。。。
真的要佩服这些设计病毒的人，一上了我电脑就立刻锁死我，天上有地下无的防毒软件，还废除了我的system restore功能，害我不可以回到从前重新开始。
请大家帮帮我。。。
看看这几张照片，就知道发生什么事了。
注意看啊，我已经放了固本了。。。
see i put ticket liao
跟着就中第一张。。。
还真的好事成双，天生一对给我大吉大利。。。
笑不出来的时候，自己拍个照留念，记在心上。。。
Really couldn't laugh at this, so I took a photo for keepsakes and as a reminder.
在新加坡，我们经常都在不经意的把我们的血汗钱捐给国库对新加坡的建国作出一番贡献。
In Singapore, we often inadvertently donate our hard-earned money to the state treasury.
有时侯，不是你有没有follow law的问题，问题是有很多条规写的时候，总有留一些空间让罚款发挥效应。
Sometimes, it's not that we don't follow law. The problem is, there are so many laws, and there will always be room for a fine to happen.
你以为政府部门请那么多专家来干什么？你以为我们的精英是摆美的吗？这些高明的条规设计就是这些人设计出来的。。。
Why do you think the government employed so many experts? Do you think these experts are employed just for show? All these smart laws are invented by these experts…
水准高超到。。。你说有关当局错了吗，他们绝对没有错，因为他们把条规注明清楚了，你因为粗心而被罚了，最后还LL的怪罪自己眼睛没长好。
Standard is sooooo high… Do you think the authorities are wrong? Definitely not, because they have stated the law very clearly. Because of your own carelessness, you get fined. In the end, you can only 'LL' blame yourself and your poor eye-sight.
以上连中两张罚单，也是本人有史以来的“全岛首播”！说真的，心情不是很坏，也没有臭骂条规，因为是自己匆忙中没看好告示牌，这两张罚单，没得怨天尤人，说得官腔一些，是罪有应得。。。哈哈哈。。。
The above two tickets, are a debut for me, published island-wide! Seriously speaking, I'm not in a bad mood, and I'm not blaming the law. Because it's my mistake for not having looked at the sign board properly whilst in a rush. These 2 fines, I can't put the blame on anyone. To put it bureaucratically, it's self-deserved. Hahahaha…
中罚单的原因是：乱停车，固本不够钱，有关当局也真的是细心得很，两次两个不同地方不同错误，他们是“一个都不能少。。。”
The reason I got the fines: I parked illegally. Twice in fact. And the authorities are really meticulous.
就是那么一下子而已，我还奉公守法，好心的放了足够的固本，就是求神拜佛耶稣上帝保佑不希望中罚单，最后还“无独有偶”给我连中头二奖。
That was just a short period, and I even obeyed the law, displayed enough coupons only because I didn't want to get fined. But in the end, it happened coincidently, and gave me a lasting impression.
花钱消灾是最好的阿Q安慰。
Spending some money to avoid a disaster is the best Ah Q mentality.
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Looking at this picture, it means we've wrapped up the filming…
Let me take a break, sort some things out, and I'll present the best to all of you.
After coming back, I didn't have much free time. I'll be involved in the upcoming J Team variety program Comedy Night << 搞笑行动 >>. However, it will not be named Comedy Night, but Ultimate Comedy << 搞笑行动>>. Not that I'm the ultimate, but after so many years, many people have already become the ultimate.
I still remember the chubby girl from Jacky Jack Show << 超孟新人王>>, Ying Ying. She's now part of J Team. It's so difficult to find a comedian with the same frequency as J Team.
I will post more pictures periodically.
看到这张照片，就是收工了。。。
让我休息一下，整理一下，把最好的给大家看看。
回来后，其实也没有空闲多少，马上要投入即将播映的梁家班招牌节目，搞笑行动。不过这次不叫搞笑行动，叫搞笑至尊，我不是说我是至尊，经过那么多年，很多人都已经成为搞笑至尊了。
记得那个超猛新人王里面的肥妹吗，盈盈，现在已经是我们梁家班的成员了，好不容易才找到一个和梁家班频率接近的喜剧演员。
会陆续给多一些照片你们看看。。。
i went to youtube saw this very creative remixed of my gangster song .
just want to share with you this songs meaning too...
一支草，一点露，为了要有人照顾，明明知道是没有前途，偏偏选中坏仔路
请你不要跟我讲道理，三句话就要老子醒，我也不知是为什么，有人说这都是为兄弟
少年的为何你中内伤，是不是你要当英雄，为什么你那么的愚蠢，你明明知道是走不通
你的brother叫你兄弟，为了兄弟你却不拍死，要是你中事情，你家的父母谁来养。
This song was taken from Liang Po Po – The Movie << 梁婆婆重出江湖>> 8 years ago. It seems that the underworld in Malaysia have used this song as their "anthem". Every night, in nightclubs and karaoke, this song would be played repeatedly.
This trip to Malaysia, I've met some of these "underworld brothers". They were the ones who told me.
I've written the lyrics here, and hope those who've never heard this song or don't understand Hokkien, can understand the meaning from here.
After listening, please give me your feedback.
这首歌，是我8年前在梁婆婆重出江湖的电影插曲，据说马来西亚的黑道都把这首歌当他们黑帮的国歌来唱。每晚酒廊和卡拉ok的娱乐场所都要播上好多好多次。
这次去拍摄黑道的电影，接触那边的一些弟兄，是他们亲口告诉我的。
我把歌词写出来，希望一些没有听过或者是听不懂福建话的人，你们可以参照一下他的意思。
听后，告诉我感想。
真正的卡拉ok 版本是这个，大家听听看比较一下，当时我也有唱，找得到我在那里吗？
这是我们要拍摄的另一个大场面现场，有两百人左右！ This is another big scene with more than 200 extras!
还有隆重的舞蹈场面。看看我背后的dancers! We had professional dancers in this scene as well!
你们知道了！ 这部电影我已命名为《隆的传人》。在星期五已经在大马举办了记者会。这部电影预计会在年底上映。
我要去忙了！
I've decided to use《隆的传人》as my movie title! We had a Press Conference last Friday in KL. This movie is schedule to screen at year end.
I got to go....
拍戏的间中，我还有油轮表演合约在身。以上是我和国煌搭档舞台演出的秀照。灯光拍起来很美吧？ 表演完之后，我马上又投入了拍摄工作。
I'm engaged for a show in Star Cruise. Those pictures were taken while rehearsing.
今天我拍了个很大的场面！
Today I did a very tough shot!
在后巷的火拼，共两百人参与，很好玩，但很紧张。This shot was taken at back lane. It's a scene of fighting. I've engaged almost 200 extras for this scene. It's tough but we are having fun!
I've got some photos to share with you:
以下是一些我在拍摄现场所拍的照片：
这是在等待剧组时所摄。看得出在哪里吗？ I took this while waiting for my filming crew.
你们猜猜看这是什么场面？ Can you see who I'm standing with?
这位勇猛打斗的背影是谁？ Who is the one fighting?
这位呢？猜不到吧？ How about this? I don't think you know right?
这张好暗，还看得到我吧？ It's a bit dark, but still can see me rite?
这灯光拍起来有feel吧？ This pix got feel right?
在我背后有你们熟习的背影吗？ Can you see anyone you know standing behind me?
Hello, it's me again!
I very busy with my filming. Only sleep 2-4 hours per day. Everyday is like going to war. Rush, rush, rush, Go, go, go....
I really try very hard to update my blog but I can't afford the time. Filming schedule getting tighter, I need to work harder.
为了要拍出一部好电影，我必须付出努力。这样才不会辜负你们的期望。
Here are some photos to share with you....
This is me in KL. I am looking for a good shooting location. This place is very beautiful.
Director at work.....very serious. I am giving instructions. 
My crew, we are at some fishing lake. It's a very beautiful place. But very hot, cannot tahan.
Thank you very much for coming! I need to go back to work.....
请你们记得要常来我的博客，我并没有忘记你们。我只是忙着筹备一份‘精致的礼物’给你们。我非常需要你们的谅解及支持。我会尽量的！
For the past few days, I’ve been receiving phone calls from media friends. Everyone is very concerned about Fann.
Her boyfriend has gone to jail, and everyone is really worried about her feelings.
I told the media, not that I’m protecting her in particular, and neither do I want to give an undesirable answer. According to common speculations, Fann’s feelings and emotions should have been badly affected.
But my reply was, Fann’s attitude towards work the past few days had been very stable and professional. Not the least bit of distraught shown.
Therefore, I told the reporters, that this was a disappointing answer for them. There was no tabloid-worthy news. Had Fann been affected by Christopher’s jail sentence, then there would have been an impact on tabloid news. And had she reacted adversely to the bad news, there would have been nothing we could do, except to console her. We were actually prepared for that, but, this pretty lady reacted unexpectedly.
Please don’t say that she is a cold-blooded animal, neither is she heartless. That is a very shallow mentality.
This lady wears the same smile on her face everyday. She is still very jovial.
Getting into her character requires a lot of concentration and focus. She has always been a perfectionist in terms of her acting skills. Do you believe it? Just before I wrote this blog, she voluntarily came to request to go to the film editing room to review the scenes shot over the past few days.
Honestly speaking, not many actors/actresses are that conscientious. Most of them would not request to review their acting after the scenes are done. Perhaps you might say that the director never said it wasn’t a good take. But I must emphasize that a serious actor/actress would always request to review his/her acting.
This lady is the Queen.
I must say that her attitude towards work is very professional. Such a serious thing had happened, but yet she could lay it aside, and still concentrate on her work. This is where she earned my respect.
Mark also shared my views.
I have some photos to share… Our equipment supply here, honestly speaking, is better than back home in Singapore. Looks like when I get back home, I need to do quite a bit of rectification.
The following picture was a dream when I started off as an actor. I never had a chance to hold a gun then. But now that I am the director, I just had to do it for fun.
In the past, people used to call me “Two Guns” (两支枪). Do you know why? Because my name is LIANG ZHI QIANG (梁智强), in Chinese, it sounds like (两支枪)! My name also sounds like something else, but I won’t say it because you will definitely laugh at me.
Alright, I’ll tell you, someone used to call me “Niang Zi Qiang”/”Sissy” (娘子腔).
I have since castrated that guy!
Haha… OK, time to log off now. Hope all of you will come back frequently to read my blog. Once I have interesting news, I will definitely share it with you guys.
I really feel good with all of your company.
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这几天，老是接到媒体朋友的电话，都在关心文芳。
的男人进去了，很多人都很关心她的心情。
我告诉记者朋友，我不是要特别保护她，也不是要给不想听的答案，因为根据一般的猜测，文芳应该会在情绪上受影响吧。
可是我的答案是，真的！！文芳这几天的拍戏情绪，不但很到位，而且也很专业，丝毫没有沮丧的情绪。
所以我告诉记者，这个答案你们一定很失望，因为没有了新闻角度，如果是，文芳因为名顺入狱，拍戏情绪大受影响，这个角度就和震撼了，真的她有这个情绪，我们也会很无奈，也得陪着她一阵子，这个是我们的心理准备，但是，这个美女竟然没有大家想象一样。
千万不要说她是冷血动物，也千万不要认为她没良心，这绝对是对他肤浅的看法。
这个女人，每天的笑容都是一样，和她谈话，还是一样谈笑风生。
进入角色更是精神集中，她演戏，几乎是要求一定要做到最好，你相信吗？在写这个博客之前，她还自动自发的要求到剪片室看过去几天拍摄的影片。
老实说，没有多少演员会像她这样认真，多数演员拍完戏后，都不会这样要求看看自己的演技，你也可以给一个借口，导演没有说不好就是好，但是，我要强调的是，更认真的演员，他会要求看看自己的表现。
这个女人，是阿姐。
但是工作态度的认真和专业，我由衷的佩服，这么大的事情，我认为她也可以放一边投入工作，这是我 对她另眼相看的事。
国煌也这么说，想不到。。。
今天有一些照片给大家看看 。。。我们的器材支援，老实说，比新加坡好，回去之后一定要去调整一下以后在新加坡的作业。
下面这张就是我当演员时的梦想，没机会当演员的时候拿枪，只好等到现在当导演了才来自己过瘾。
以前曾经人家称呼我是两支枪，你们知道为什么吗？因为我的名字叫梁智强，谐音就是两支枪，还有一个谐音，我不要告诉你以免你们笑我。
好啦，告诉你们啦，曾经有人叫我“娘子腔”。
那个人已经被我阉了。
哈哈。。。好了 得下线了，希望各位常来看看我，我有好料就和大家分享。。。
有你们陪着的感觉真好。我的电邮出了问题，无法电邮给之前帮我翻译的网友，不知有谁可以帮我翻译然后直接放到我的留言箱，我会从那边直接放上去英文版的。
感激你们。
终于开工了
怎么样？这张照片够cool ? people say dont see face is cooler..so i choose this one first...
don want Ah Long to reconize me la ...
该找的景也找到了，该找的人也找到了，剧本该修改的也修改了，所以就开工了。
先给大家一些照片。
我现在的这个酒店，里面的网络非常差劲，要上传一张照片真的要吐血。
给我一些时间一定会有更多的照片就要登场了。
我马上要去看夜戏了，今晚是通宵到明天凌晨。
这场戏是文芳和新马的阿隆老大开会，我们选择在一个和偏僻的货仓，开车过去要一个小时左右。。。
好了，我要走了。。。
Apology, recently the preparation is making me tired.
Everyday, went out early and came back late, every where got mountain and sightseeing.
The weather is hot, but after seeing the beautiful scenery clam me.
Malaysia sight seeing really attract me...
This time round of the fliming must really give the audience a big surprise.
This film is another big challenge to me.
This is my eleven movies.
Hope other than singapore and malaysia other people can accept the storyline.
This time round chosen the topic on gangster story, as gangster story in the blockbuster is the main attraction.
Other then ghost story, gangster story is also the international audience like to watch.
But...
The flim naming still not yet decided.
That day few friend fax some opinion on the loanshark...
They think that the name of changing the loanshark is a disgrace to them
Really headache
I saying change not shit, like that also can.
Base on, sometime the government will interfere the creativity, but this time round the government never interfere but the gangster list out thier opinion.
Really headache.
These are the photo during my sighting taken, now i share with you all, hope you all still support me, Because there are more coming up that will full of surprise. 
不好意思，最近的筹备真的是要我半条命。
每天就是早出晚归，到处有山玩水。
天气热真的是没有办法，但是看到美丽的风景是我唯一的安慰。
马来西亚的风景，真的是让我迷恋极了。。。
这次在拍摄上，一定得给大家一些惊喜才行。
因为这部电影对我来说，是另外一个更重要的挑战。
这是我的第11部电影。
希望除了在新马以外的其他地区可以接受这个故事。
这次选择黑道的题材，就因为黑道题材在国际电影圈是主流题材。
除了鬼片，黑道的故事也是国际观众爱看的。
不过。。。
名字搞了半天投资方和我还是没有达致共识。
那天一些朋友传来了一些阿窿的意见。。。
他们认为大变的阿窿对他们是一种侮辱。
伤脑筋咯！
我说是大变不是大便，这样 也不可以。
看来，平时我们认为政府会干涉创意，没想到，这次政府没来，黑道却来提出看法了。
伤脑筋咯！
这里有一些照片是我在看景的时候拍的，跟你们分享一下，千万不要不来看我，因为，下来还有更好玩的东西，随时会登场。
See what Fann, Gurmit, Suhaimi & Brandon had done behind my back!
They very playful hor...
This clip is only for my blog.... plse enjoy.
I heard got 'Just Follow Law' pirated VCD or DVD in the market liao. Please...do not buy pirated discs!
For those who don't know, I am the IP ambassadors for anti-piracy. I cannot tolerate my products to be copied. Do not kill my creativity!
I am very angry over this, I don't understand why we cannot stop them...
I came to KL for two weeks le, shooting quite smooth.
My laptop already install anti-virus software but still got virus leh, don't know why....
I will ask my assistant to upload the 2nd video soon.....must come back to watch ok....
Have to say Bye bye now......connection very the bad.....
This clip was edited by my in-house editor. You can't even get to see it even if you have bought the DVD.
This clip is exclusively for my blog.
For fun and entertainment only..... Gurmit and Fann haven't even watch it yet...
Please enjoy!
Hello my friends!
I'm here in KL for preparation of the movie shoot almost a week. It's very siong and tired, but I'm happy to work.
I may not be able to update so often because there is no network here. My computer also kana virus, very slow like snail. I have to go search for wireless cafe if I need to go online....like now, I'm in a nice cafe having my lunch. Got to rush off in a while to continue my shoot.
I am not able to reveal so much about my new movie, I just can say it will definitely be a blockbuster of the year. You will sure like it!
I've asked my in-house editor to come up with some 'Making-of' clips from "Just Follow Law". The clips are not even shown in DVDs! It's exclusively for my blog. I will ask her to put it up in my blog once ready.
Do come back for it okay!
i must say thank you for all your support..
sorry for not able to blog this few days,as my work here really xiong..
also the net work quite suck..most of the time no signal...or the signal is on n off...
already got some interesting pics,will put up soon..
now is lunch time,at s resturant here got free wifi that why can let u know what am doing ...
shit ..now got to go liao...
bye...
pls don complaint my english is bad...you think i don know mei?hahahaha..try la..
Hahaha… I'm so happy…
This time, I can righteously and "yaya papaya", tell my boss that this title is backed by popular demand…
I wonder if he can get past it himself?
Also, some net-pals have reminded me that this title can be a little sensitive… What do you guys think? But then again, some others think that this is my style.
I must state that, I hope you guys don't think that my style is vulgar. I'm going in the direction where audiences can remember easily, don't have to wreck their brains and will be able to say the title with their eyes closed.
Otherwise, imagine going to watch the movie with your friends, but have to think for so long, yet can't even remember the movie title properly…
Just like the movie " 满城尽带黄金甲", good grief, what kind of movie title is that? Those audience who wanted to watch that movie, couldn't even be bothered to mention the entire title properly. Most of them just said they wanted to watch " 黄金甲 ".
Sometime back, there was a foreign movie called "Wild Hog". The audiences were so funny. The cinema ticketing manager told me that most people came and said they wanted to watch "Wild Dog". Some even said "Hot Dog"! Goodness, how hilarious it was!
Back to the topic…
Perhaps some people might say, the movie " loan shark want to shit" , when screened, will be awkward for the audiences to say. Because many people have gone to buy the Mitsubishi air-conditioner, for which I'm currently the spokesperson. And many customers have told the retailers they want the "Jack Neo air-con"! So I hope when all of you go and watch this new movie, please don't say "Jack Neo 要大变 "… please remember, it's " loan shark wants to have a big change".
But I doubt it will go wrong. For movie titles to get mixed up, it's only because the movie title is way too difficult to remember. " loan shark yao da bian"in chinese is quite clear-cut. It simply means loan shark wants to change for the better.
So please don't think too dirty lah…
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哈哈哈，太高兴了。。。
这次可以理直气壮，yaya papaya告诉老板，现在这个片名是询众要求。。。
不知道他过得了自己的关吗？
也有一些网友提醒我这个片名有些那个。。。你们认为呢？当然也有人说这个就是我的风格。
要声明一点，我希望你们认为我的风格不是粗俗的，我是走一个让人家容易记得，头脑不用想闭着眼睛也可以讲的片名。
否则，要叫朋友去看这部电影，还要张大嘴巴，半天说不出片名“那个那个那个什么。。。什么电影啊。。。
就好像那个满城尽是黄金甲，妈的，什么屁名嘛，那么长，要去看的人，没有一个人会吃饱那么空闲，看个电影，把戏名完整的念出来，多数人最后都讲，要看那个“黄金甲”。
不久前，有一部洋片，叫什么WHILD HOG的，来买票看戏的人才够幽默，戏院卖票的经理告诉我，多数来看这部戏的人在票务处都说要看WHILD DOG 还有一些说要看HOT GOG。哇唠。。。几够力一下咯。。。！
话在说回来。。。
很多人也许会说，阿窿要大变的电影，上映时，恐怕会有人说的很怪异，因为现在很多人去买三菱我代言的冷气都告诉店主要买梁智强的冷气，希望大家去看这部戏的时候，千万不要说，要看“梁智强的大变”，记得！是阿窿要大变。
我看应该不会啦，片名会讲错，是因为片名死人难念，阿窿要大变是一个很清楚的意思，就是阿窿求变啊。。。
不要想得太过不卫生啦！
你们觉得呢？
哦！对了，一些朋友经常问我，希望自己可以参与我们的一些演艺表演工作，最近我的公司和海碟联手主办了这次的非常演员训练班。有兴趣的朋友不妨看看。
