中罚单 fine...

看看这几张照片，就知道发生什么事了。


注意看啊，我已经放了固本了。。。
see i put ticket liao


跟着就中第一张。。。


还真的好事成双，天生一对给我大吉大利。。。



笑不出来的时候，自己拍个照留念，记在心上。。。
Really couldn't laugh at this, so I took a photo for keepsakes and as a reminder.

在新加坡，我们经常都在不经意的把我们的血汗钱捐给国库对新加坡的建国作出一番贡献。
In Singapore, we often inadvertently donate our hard-earned money to the state treasury.

有时侯，不是你有没有follow law的问题，问题是有很多条规写的时候，总有留一些空间让罚款发挥效应。
Sometimes, it's not that we don't follow law. The problem is, there are so many laws, and there will always be room for a fine to happen.

你以为政府部门请那么多专家来干什么？你以为我们的精英是摆美的吗？这些高明的条规设计就是这些人设计出来的。。。
Why do you think the government employed so many experts? Do you think these experts are employed just for show? All these smart laws are invented by these experts…

水准高超到。。。你说有关当局错了吗，他们绝对没有错，因为他们把条规注明清楚了，你因为粗心而被罚了，最后还LL的怪罪自己眼睛没长好。
Standard is sooooo high… Do you think the authorities are wrong? Definitely not, because they have stated the law very clearly. Because of your own carelessness, you get fined. In the end, you can only 'LL' blame yourself and your poor eye-sight.

以上连中两张罚单，也是本人有史以来的“全岛首播”！说真的，心情不是很坏，也没有臭骂条规，因为是自己匆忙中没看好告示牌，这两张罚单，没得怨天尤人，说得官腔一些，是罪有应得。。。哈哈哈。。。
The above two tickets, are a debut for me, published island-wide! Seriously speaking, I'm not in a bad mood, and I'm not blaming the law. Because it's my mistake for not having looked at the sign board properly whilst in a rush. These 2 fines, I can't put the blame on anyone. To put it bureaucratically, it's self-deserved. Hahahaha…

中罚单的原因是：乱停车，固本不够钱，有关当局也真的是细心得很，两次两个不同地方不同错误，他们是“一个都不能少。。。”
The reason I got the fines: I parked illegally. Twice in fact. And the authorities are really meticulous.

就是那么一下子而已，我还奉公守法，好心的放了足够的固本，就是求神拜佛耶稣上帝保佑不希望中罚单，最后还“无独有偶”给我连中头二奖。
That was just a short period, and I even obeyed the law, displayed enough coupons only because I didn't want to get fined. But in the end, it happened coincidently, and gave me a lasting impression.

花钱消灾是最好的阿Q安慰。
Spending some money to avoid a disaster is the best Ah Q mentality.
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