榴莲宴

吃榴莲是我的最爱！

我住的这一区，每年村长都会安排一次这样的聚会，大家一起出点钱，然后买了很多榴莲，大家什么都不用带，就带一个空肚子和一张嘴巴，去享用所有的榴莲。The estate I live in has an annual gathering like this. The committee chairman will organise for everyone to make a small contribution, and then buy lots of durians. Everyone just needs to bring their empty stomach and mouth there to enjoy all the durians.

这个就是让人垂涎欲滴的榴莲了。。。This, is what makes one drool with envy... DURIANS!

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当然，除了榴莲之外，山竹也不落人后，随后登场让我们吃掉它。。。理由是。。。因为它是榴莲的原配。。。想不到吧，哈哈哈。。。And of course, other than durians, mangosteens are also not forgotten. Appearing after the durians only to get eaten by us. Reason... because it's a perfect match with the durians! Didn't know right? Hahaha...

对于一些不了解的外国朋友，让梁导给你解释一下。For those foreigners who are unfamiliar with this fruit, let Director Neo explain...

榴莲，是热带的水果，是万果之王，你看它的那个外形就知道了Durians are a tropical fruit. It's the king of all fruits. Look at the outer shell and you will know.
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坚硬的短刺，具有一定的杀伤力，那可不是摆美的，短刺的霸气，令人望而生畏，单单这样，水果中，脸皮最厚的椰子也识时务不敢争做王，其他的水果只好安分度过余生了。Short and sharp spikes, they do pose a threat. It's not just for show. Those short, sharp and forbidding thorns will leave you terrified. Just based on that, even the coconut, amongst all other fruits, who has the thickest skin/shell, knows that it's no where near the king of fruits. As for the other fruits, they'll just have to accept fate and remain as just fruits.

榴莲的老婆山竹，也不是指腹为婚不合逻辑的废物，它今天可以成为榴莲的老婆是靠实力的，因为榴莲的霸气特质，使到享用它之后，吃客体内会燥热，吃多了，吃客也许会因为燥热而带来一些病变，而山竹的凉性刚好可以抵消榴莲的霸气，所以吃客吃完榴莲后，记得，一定要上它的老婆，才可避免燥热，取得平衡。The "wife" of the durian, the mangosteen, is not just blindly married to the druian. It has relied on it's own capabilities in being a perfect match with the durian. Because of the "characteristics" of the durian, after a person eats it, you will develop some heatiness. If you eat too much, you may fall sick. However, the mangosteens has "cooling" effects. Therefore, it counters the heatiness of the durians. So, after eating durians, do remember to go for the "wife", the mangosteen. This will help balance the heatiness and cooling effect.

不要以为我只会吃而已，我也会开，哈哈，其实我就只开一粒而已。我的邻居，很多都很会开榴莲，而且开的很快，我只好配合人家，我负责吃，他们负责开。。。 Don't think I only know how to eat. I also know how to open, hahaha. Actually, I opened only 1! Most of my neighbours know how to open durians. And they can do it very fast. So I had to do some co-ordination. They were in charge of opening the durians, and I was in charge of eating.../p>