Sunday, July 22, 2007

榴莲宴

吃榴莲是我的最爱!






我住的这一区,每年村长都会安排一次这样的聚会,大家一起出点钱,然后买了很多榴莲,大家什么都不用带,就带一个空肚子和一张嘴巴,去享用所有的榴莲。The estate I live in has an annual gathering like this. The committee chairman will organise for everyone to make a small contribution, and then buy lots of durians. Everyone just needs to bring their empty stomach and mouth there to enjoy all the durians.

这个就是让人垂涎欲滴的榴莲了。。。This, is what makes one drool with envy... DURIANS!












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当然,除了榴莲之外,山竹也不落人后,随后登场让我们吃掉它。。。理由是。。。因为它是榴莲的原配。。。想不到吧,哈哈哈。。。And of course, other than durians, mangosteens are also not forgotten. Appearing after the durians only to get eaten by us. Reason... because it's a perfect match with the durians! Didn't know right? Hahaha...

对于一些不了解的外国朋友,让梁导给你解释一下。For those foreigners who are unfamiliar with this fruit, let Director Neo explain...

榴莲,是热带的水果,是万果之王,你看它的那个外形就知道了Durians are a tropical fruit. It's the king of all fruits. Look at the outer shell and you will know.


坚硬的短刺,具有一定的杀伤力,那可不是摆美的,短刺的霸气,令人望而生畏,单单这样,水果中,脸皮最厚的椰子也识时务不敢争做王,其他的水果只好安分度过余生了。Short and sharp spikes, they do pose a threat. It's not just for show. Those short, sharp and forbidding thorns will leave you terrified. Just based on that, even the coconut, amongst all other fruits, who has the thickest skin/shell, knows that it's no where near the king of fruits. As for the other fruits, they'll just have to accept fate and remain as just fruits.






榴莲的老婆山竹,也不是指腹为婚不合逻辑的废物,它今天可以成为榴莲的老婆是靠实力的,因为榴莲的霸气特质,使到享用它之后,吃客体内会燥热,吃多了,吃客也许会因为燥热而带来一些病变,而山竹的凉性刚好可以抵消榴莲的霸气,所以吃客吃完榴莲后,记得,一定要上它的老婆,才可避免燥热,取得平衡。The "wife" of the durian, the mangosteen, is not just blindly married to the druian. It has relied on it's own capabilities in being a perfect match with the durian. Because of the "characteristics" of the durian, after a person eats it, you will develop some heatiness. If you eat too much, you may fall sick. However, the mangosteens has "cooling" effects. Therefore, it counters the heatiness of the durians. So, after eating durians, do remember to go for the "wife", the mangosteen. This will help balance the heatiness and cooling effect.


不要以为我只会吃而已,我也会开,哈哈,其实我就只开一粒而已。我的邻居,很多都很会开榴莲,而且开的很快,我只好配合人家,我负责吃,他们负责开。。。 Don't think I only know how to eat. I also know how to open, hahaha. Actually, I opened only 1! Most of my neighbours know how to open durians. And they can do it very fast. So I had to do some co-ordination. They were in charge of opening the durians, and I was in charge of eating.../p>

30 comments:

KKTZ said...

你在吃的时候,没有任何你要签名吗?哈哈~

那些榴莲好美!一定很好吃~~

Princess Carol said...

Nah... don't like durians. But I bet you ate alot. Haha... Cos your face looks sooooo 饱!

xuan_zi said...

oh my.. y would anyone like durian..=.=

day-dreamer said...

Good durians are always enjoyed!

S.a.p.p.h.i.r.e said...

"榴莲,是热带的水果,是-->万国之王<--,你看它的那个外形就知道了Durians are a tropical fruit. It's the king of all fruits. Look at the outer shell and you will know.
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应该是万果之王吗?

你打字打太快了吧。。按错了哦。。。
嘿嘿。。。
不然就是新的词句吧。。。
不过。。还是很喜欢你做的节目和电影,哦还有你的部落格。。。要加油。。为新加坡添一些美丽的彩虹。。。

P.S: 对不起,我不是有意纠正你的华文。。。我的华语也不是很好。。

YS Studio said...

你的头发有点乱喔。 哈哈。。。还记得以前有一个你的角色常问‘我头发有没有乱?’

榴莲,我不抗拒,只不过不怎么爱吃,因为吃了手上常常留着那个味道,有点讨厌。。。哈哈。。。

Ben said...

Durians smelly leh Director Neo... Like gabbage left overnight leh. Sorry ah, but really don't know how to appreciate it. Stinks to me... hahaha!

Lee Yi Jun said...

Durian, I used to like, but now I don't like liao. Cause I consider it as not healthy fruit, eat already get fever easily. An apple a day, keep the dr. away, an durian a day, keep the money away. Durian $$ + Doctor $$ ... Pain

mi said...

Do you know that actually the 壳of mangosteen is also edible...my parents usually use a blender to blend it into juice and drink them...its kinda 涩...but full of nutrients. heard that it is about a molecule named "xanthone"

Zendeil said...

The soft shell of mangosteen is edible??

Jason葉 said...

什麼!!導演竟然喜歡吃榴槤,真的是不敢相信>"<。我不吃榴槤的,但我吃冷凍榴槤=ˇ=,哈哈!~

Peace said...

Durian I like, Cheap or expensive all i like. But those that emit a 'liquor-like' aroma (like XO durian)is the best and the 'ju-ji' ones is the best. Best durian is better ones. If no bitter ones sweet ones also not bad. Those durians which do not leave any aftertaste eat already don't feel 'song', no shiok. Eating durian is like drinking wine. Not everybody likes nor appreciates.

Zendeil said...

The cheap ones usually doesn't taste good. Due to the hard flesh, the expensive ones are nice, more soft and fleshy and the seeds are small a.k.a "ju ji".

Melody said...

哇~我不敢吃瑠蓮~
第一次嘗試是1.2年前的事
當時我爸買回來自己要吃
我跟我弟想試看看到底老爸所說的好吃在哪
結果嚐ㄧ小口我就吐出來了~
感覺味道像爛掉的綠韭菜...噁!
(我爸是去大陸學會吃瑠蓮的!)
第二次是今年我爸生日當天去吃素食大餐
有ㄧ到炸榴槤外表看不出來 結果當然我就被騙
硬是只好把它吃掉了...當下好想去洗嘴巴喔!

Wenn said...

me too!!last nite just ate!!yummy!!

Sarah said...

梁智强导演,您好!我是学儿(还记得我吗?哈哈),无意中找到了您的blog, 就在这里问候您。(:好想念拍小孩不笨的时光,谢谢您那时给我们的经验!一定会等着看您下一部戏喔~

Anonymous said...

其貌不扬的榴莲和谈不上貌美的山竹被你形容得太绝妙了。你的文章像小白云所说的,确实比搞笑至尊还好笑!

欣玉 said...

梁导您好。
我是香港的欣玉。我看过你的几部电影。拍摄手法和一般电影导演不同。而且在用演员方面也很特别。可是最近你都用了新加坡的著名女演员范文芳小姐。范小姐虽漂亮,演记也不错,可惜不耐看。
希望您下一部制作能特别一点,用你身边的一些朋友或支持者。这样来,你的作品就会是一部属于你朋友和支持者的作品了。
呵呵呵。。。 对不起,这只是我个人的看法。希望你不会介意。
在这儿,祝您事业顺心,票房的冠军!
欣玉上。

Jack Neo said...

hashaha...

不知道谁是小白云,我真的是孤陋寡闻。

谁?

trackz said...

WAH DURIANS!!! Have not eat durians for a long time.. =(

Anonymous said...

小白云留言在你CNN asia talk 里,你都不看看写过的文章有没有新留言吗?

Anonymous said...

为什么山竹不是夫人,而是原配?榴莲也三妻四妾啊?哈哈,就是喜欢你买弄的文字,不一定要符合逻辑....只要生动有趣又何妨?

搞笑至尊真的没看头,也许是我们期望太高.其实以梁导的功力和地位,不应该一味的迎合年轻人的口味,而是去领导他们欣赏你的作品.空洞的内容如果只为制造笑料而笑,而我们又笑不出来,是挺可悲的.

我们的年轻人如果只能对浮浅无聊的笑话哈哈大笑, 却看不懂有内涵的幽默,发不出会心一笑,那更可悲了. 请梁导思之思之.


梁迷.

Anonymous said...

搞笑至尊既是至尊, 当然让人有所期待,可惜期望高就失望大了。每当听人说您将郎材尽
时我就心疼,因为在网上认识的你依旧有旺盛的生命力和热诚的创作力,但搞笑至尊确实让我觉得你的力不从心。

GST提高,屋价暴涨,伊蚊放肆,这些生活的题材都是小市民的心声,如何让它们言之有物,笑饱后引人省思,该是梁导手中的一杯茶啊!让我们的下一代能在笑声中认知周照的事件,也算美事一件。

梁导不会是发了,就走不进中小市民的世界吧?哈!您意下如何??

梁迷二

Anonymous said...

好像很好吃的样子。。明天就去买
呵呵 :D

Veorence Jeannie said...

Awwwwwww...... u makes me craving for durian again...

wan go back msia for durians again....

Durian Wan sui!! haha... yummilicious...

Anonymous said...

where can we find ur hokkien army songs ah ??

Sarah Foo said...

I LOVE DURIANS!!!I'm living in Brunei and I can hardly find good durians. I only can eat good durians when I'm back in my po po house in Taiping. When i get my offer to study in Spore, I wish to taste those durians which YOU singaporeans love to eat. hehe :P

SHAINE- said...

我不喜欢吃榴莲!但是我不介意它的味道啦,因为我也是个新加坡人啊~
邻居一起分享好东西是最好的事,为什么我的邻里没有啊? :\

Foodie Lover said...

http://sgfoodslover.blogspot.com/2007/07/mangosteen.html

I scare of durian ever since my family keep buying durian till my nose sick liao.. Lolx...

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我独爱皮薄的