Thursday, August 9, 2007

WHAT I DID when home 回家后

总觉得,每天都是过得很快。
Always felt that everyday passes very quickly.

每次自己太忙碌的时候,总是觉得时间飞逝很吓人,才起床,一转眼又半夜了。
Every time when I'm very busy, time seems to just fly past very scarily. It's like I've just woken up, and in a blink of an eye, it's already midnight.

最近在赶着剪接窿的传人,几乎每晚都去到接近 3 点。和小孩不笨2 里的情节一样,回到家,全世界都睡觉了,连家里养的鱼也睡得我以为它们已经死了。有时,我会俯首看看这些鱼,有时,这些鱼也跟我演戏,假装睡着了,我一转身就在我后面跳出水面,我就知道它们要宵夜,心情好,就伺候他们,心情不好,我就难得理它们,让他们作 " 饿梦 " 。
Recently I've been busy with editing the " 窿的传人". Almost every day worked till 3am. Exactly the same scenario as "I Not Stupid Too". By the time I get home, the whole world is asleep already. Even the fishes in my pond sleep like as though they have died. At times, I would flip the fishes a bit. And sometimes, they also put on an act, pretending to be fast asleep. And when I turn my back, they jump above the water. Then I'll know that they are hungry. If I'm in a good mood, I'll "serve" them. If not, then I leave them to have their "hungry dreams".

回到家,一定会很过意不去的到孩子的房间看看,他们全都睡找了,我会很自然的去跟他们盖被,就算被单明明已经盖得很好了,很奇怪,还是要再拉高一点,这种情况要是在拍戏,我自己一定会破口大骂 "CUT"! 因为演技生硬。。。
When I get home, I'll apologetically go look into the kids' room and find that they are all sleeping. Very naturally, I'll go pull the blankets over them. Even if the blankets are already covered over them, I'll still attempt to pull it up higher. If this had been a scene in my movie, I would have shouted "CUT"! Because the act just seems so fake…

天啊,很熟悉的情节对吗?你以为小孩不笨的创作灵感是那里来的。哈哈哈哈。
Gosh, very familiar scenario right? Well, where do you think I got the inspiration from for the movie "I Not Stupid"? Hahahaha…..

回到卧房,老婆早就不懂睡到那里去了,姿势有时后还很难看(千万不要告诉别人是我说的,哈哈),不过她没有打鼾的习惯我真的是三生修来的福,反而是我有打鼾的特异功能,我一直都不相信,直到有一天,她用录象机录下讨伐我,我才哑口无言( got mouth no dialogue )哈哈。
Going back into my own bedroom, my wife is also already in slumber land. And sometimes, the way she sleeps is really terrible (Pls don't tell anyone I said this! Hahaha). But luckily, she does not have a habit of snoring, and I am really thankful for that. However, I am the one with a super-power snore. I never believe it until one day, my wife video-taped and confronted me with it. I was literally "got mouth no dialogue" speechless. Hahaha.

其实,这些事情,每天都一样,动作台位台词都是完全一样。
Actually, these things are the same every day. Exactly the same action and same dialogue.

早上起来后,刷牙,剃胡子,上厕所,坐马桶,看着一样的墙壁,已经看了很多年同一个位子,有时侯会看地板,甚至那些地砖上的花纹,我都可以画出来了。
After I wake up in the morning, I brush my teeth, shave, go to the toilet, sit on the throne, and look at the same wall, and for many years, just looking at the same spot. Sometimes, I'll look on the floor. And the designs on the floor tiles, I can even draw them out.

然后,突然在想,要是有一天没胡子剃了,我应该会很不习惯,毕竟,剃胡子的事,也陪伴我如此多年,再无聊再乏味还是得做,也许,这种事情,我们来个 think out of the box 的做法。。。
Then when I suddenly just imagine that one day, I have no more beard to shave, I think I'll feel very uncomfortable. After all, this beard thing has been a part of me for so many years. No matter how boring or mundane, I still have to shave. Maybe I should just think out of the box and change the way of shaving.

不要剃胡子?不行啦,胡子是不需要问过主人就可以自由胡来的东西。
Don't shave? Cannot lah, the beard didn't have to ask for permission to mess around.

其实,我曾经用过不同的方式来剃胡子,因为嘛,人总是要做一些新鲜的事。
Actually, I did try different method of shaving, because people just need to try doing things sometimes.

买剃刀试过。。。
Bought a razor blade and tried…

流血咯。
Then bleed lor.

电动的不错啦,至少,动作不一样了。
Electric shavers are not bad lah. At least the action is different.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

DEAR 梁導演,
午安!不知道你又是幾點寫下這篇感覺很感性的文章 我想你肯定也很累了!雖然大家都希望看看你的文章 但相信希望給你更多的時間休息! 昨天是88節 孩子有給你特別的禮物嗎?
昨天跟家人約去餐廳吃飯 但我還是忙到7點才離開公司去餐廳 爸爸很高興因為很久沒有ㄧ家人ㄧ起吃飯了!....哈~突然讓我想到小孩不笨2中你的小兒子用英文字寫的...Family...Father & Mother I Love You! ...超Sweet!
PS:我依舊不能看你寫的信件 請您幫個忙 用個word檔的方式給我吧!感謝!

Anonymous said...

melody

看到你对新加坡电视节目的支持,我很感动。

你是一个台湾人,多数我碰到的台湾人都是认为新加坡的节目超烂,现在连中国的观众也是这样的想法。

真的很感谢你。

希望新加坡的影视作品可以到全世界的很多地方去。

我们在80年代的时候,节目一度在中国各大地方很火,可惜当时管理电视台的都是当官的,不知道如何经营娱乐事业,我们就差了临门一脚。

马铃薯比基尼妹妹 said...

不剃胡子很丑的

@~eStHeR~@ said...

My bf also dun admit that he snoozing loudly when he is sleeping.. *faint*

I gonna learn from your wife & record his snoozing noises. Haha!!

Unknown said...

mostly snoozing only happen on ppl who offend tired! Am i wrong?

Princess Carol said...

When I work till very late, I'm also like that. So tired, yet feel very bad for the family. But as the saying goes, work hard, play hard. I guess if you have some time off, you'll definately dedicate all your time and energy to your loved ones and enjoy their company and have fun, right?

Jack Neo said...

can anyone tell me,why my vistor meter is gone?cant see them anymore...

Princess Carol said...

Hmm... try going to you dashboard, then select layout, and see whether the codes for you visitor meter still there or not.

Princess Carol said...

Ha! your visitor meter is back already...

Anonymous said...

hi. i'm from austrlia. i'm a film maker. who are you? you look like someone in the movies industry. those banners in the side bar. are they your productions?

Jack Neo said...

yes..i am the film director from singapore.
if you want to know more about me,just go to my web site www.jteam.com.sg

Anntonii said...

I suppose that's the life in the entertainment circle as you don't expect to be home for dinner everyday.

Family support is the most important.

Your films have brought out the daily lifes of Singaporeans at their best/worst.

I don't know whether is it that you belong to the big screen but seeing on back on TV (on mondays)is somewhat strangelooking to me.

You still can bring out the laughter but compared to those programs you did 10yrs ago.. I would prefer your movies..

Keep it up!

xuan_zi said...

life in sg is like this de lor.. wake up..go work..come back..watch tv..sleep... sometimes go chiong..sometimes got Ph or can get leave den go JB,tours or juz slack at home and slp....sian rite....

maybe jack can try to produce a variety to intro to sg'reans what our island can offer... haha

Anonymous said...

Dear 梁導演,
嗚...我快哭了!你給的信我都看不到!
真的希望你能用word附檔案在mail給我!
不然我真是無從知道如何幫你!

DEAR 新加坡人,
哈!我真的覺得我應該上輩子是新加坡人吧!投錯胎了!誰也沒有想到 當年的新視把我迷到現在還是從沒忘記~有機會大家可以上上我們的論壇~雖然資料有點亂!但我還是真心希望有ㄧ天我們可以整理成一個專屬新傳媒的資料庫~哈!希望我有天能夠達成啦!

xuan_zi said...

the snoring thingy comes i tink due to the nose,throat all the way to the lungs ba.. there was once a news report on that and it says that it can be cured... ^.^

not really due to tired or wad ba..

i dun really remember.. but can ask ur doc abt it. =)

Prettywebstore said...

我有一个朋友曾经尝试用夹子拔胡须!真的是
think out of the box~

et Shuben™ said...

哇!真不敢相信这就是你的部落格。

你是我最喜欢的电影导演之一。喜欢你透过幽默的方式去关心社会问题。

你的电影娱乐性高又有启发性,很难得咯。

谢谢你为我们拍这么多部好戏。请好戏继续!

谢谢你,梁导演。